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Seinfeld

T-shirts about nothing
Seinfeld is one of the greatest American television shows of all time. It aired from 1989 to 1998 starring Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes and Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Many of the show's catchphrases have entered into the popular culture lexicon and some of them are featured on the t-shirt designs below.
Vandelay Industries

Vandelay Industries

Sample: Golf Shirt
This classic 90s logo version of Vandelay Industries, an import / export company, makes a great gift for any Seinfeld fan. Vandelay Industries, purveyor of fine latex products.
Del Boca Vista

Del Boca Vista

Looking to retire and move down to Florida? Then maybe Del Boca Vista Phase II is something for you! Just ask Morty Seinfeld about it, he was the president of the tenant's board for many years, until Jerry bought him a Cadillac.
Serenity Now!

Serenity Now!

In the Seinfeld episode The Serenity Now Frank Costanza is advised to say 'serenity now' aloud every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up, but he yells it instead. Do you have high blood pressure? Then maybe this t-shirt will help!
It's the Moops

It's the Moops

Here's a memorable quote from George Costanza: "Oh, noooo. I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is the MOOPS." Another classic line from Seinfeld.
Mackinac Peaches

Mackinac Peaches

Kramer looks forward to Mackinac Peaches all year. They're a miracle of nature, like the Aurora Borealis. Just don't try to get Jerry to eat one. This should tide you over 'til they're ripe again.
Kramerica Industries

Kramerica Industries

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the owner of Kramerica Industries, the company behind such brilliant business ideas like the make your own pizza restaurant concept, the bladder system for tankers that will put an end to maritime oil spills.
Yada Yada Yada

Yada Yada Yada

You ever have a headache and don't know why? Who needs to know? Yada yada yada and that's what happens. This phrase was used in the Seinfeld episode The Yada Yada and went on to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Assman

Assman

In the episode The Fusilli Jerry, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plate - ASSMAN. This design of an ASSMAN New York license plate is a great gift for NY proctologists and fans of Seinfeld.
Vandelay Industries

Vandelay Industries

Sample: Dark T-Shirt
Another logo design of Vandelay Industries, television's most famous importing and exporting company. Great gift ideas here for importers ... and exporters!
Kramerica Industries

Kramerica Industries

Kramerica Industries, Helping the Homeless Since 1998. This design features a rickshaw from the episode The Bookstore in which Cosmo Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight ) import rickshaws to New York City for the purpose of running a business.
Jiffy Park

Jiffy Park

In the episode The Wig Master from 1996, Kramer finds a parking lot that charges $75 per month, so he decides to put his car there. This design features the logo of Jiffy Park.
Hennigans Scotch

Hennigans Scotch

Sample: Ringer T
Say you got a big job interview. Well, throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose in no time! I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. From the 1991 episode The Red Dot.
yadda, yadda, yadda

yadda, yadda, yadda

Yadda, yadda, yadda means something like "and so forth" or "on and on". The phrase was used in the Seinfeld episode The Yada Yada and went on to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Pendant Publishing

Pendant Publishing

Pendant Publishing, operated by Mr. Lippman, is the workplace that Elaine Benes ran into the ground over a box of Jujyfruits. Wear this historic shirt with pride as you enjoy your very own box of Jujyfruits.
Monk's Cafe

Monk's Cafe

Original shirt design featuring the famous Monk's Cafe in New York, a fictional coffee shop from Seinfeld. The t-shirt reads Monk's Cafe New York and is essential for every Seinfeld fan!
Jackie Chiles

Jackie Chiles

Cosmo Kramer's lawyer, Jackie Chiles (played by Phil Morris), for anything intolerable, improbable, or just plain outrageous! Tell everyone I am outraged! as you wear this very real and very spectacular original shirt.
Festivus Circle

Festivus Circle

A new holiday, invented by Frank Costanza, was born on Seinfeld: a Festivus for the rest of us. Festivus, feats of strength, airing of grievances. The new holiday was introduced on the Seinfeld episode The Strike.
These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!

Kramer tried over and over to get this line just right. It was a special opportunity to work with a film legend. This funny Seinfeld-inspired shirt reads These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!.
No Soup for You!

No Soup for You!

You better not do anything out of the ordinary when lining up for your jambalaya. If you do, you know what the Soup Nazi is going to say - No soup for you!
Nothing wrong with that!

Nothing wrong with that!

Now there's nothing to worry about! Here's the perfect shirt design that will cover all bases of conversations, even when it is about nothing!
Master of my domain

Master of my domain

Others may fool themselves into thinking they are in control of their domain, but you know it's a fact!
Top of the Muffin, To You!

Top of the Muffin, To You!

Wow, that's one big muffin-top. Logo for Elaine's brilliant idea - Top of the Muffin, To You!.
Vandelay Industries

Vandelay Industries

Vandelay Industries, an Importer and Exporter of Fine Latex Products. Art Vandelay, Chairman of the Board.
Kramerica

Kramerica

Kramerica Industries, where all great ideas come to fruition. From the pizza joint where you make your own to one-bottle ketchup and mustard, Kramerica is the place for innovation.
The Human Fund

The Human Fund

Wear this ribbon awareness shirt for The Human Fund - Money for People. People named George Louis Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
Antidentite

Antidentite

The Moops

The Moops

Who invaded Spain in the 8th century? The MOOPS!
Spongeworthy

Spongeworthy

Forget condoms! Are you sponge worthy?
Rochelle Rochelle

Rochelle Rochelle

Serenity Now!

Serenity Now!