Are you a klutz like Teri Hatcher as Susan Mayer Delfino? Does bad luck follow you everywhere? Then you're a Susan! Great design for all the klutzy Susans out there.

This cute design in purple features the text Desperate Wife with the picture of a house inbetween. Great gifts here for fans of the ABC show or real desperados.

This is for all the real Desperate Housewives out there or Wisteria Lane wannabees. The text of this unique design is made up in the same font as the popular show's logo.

Who cares about rich housewives with too much time on their hands? Try MY life! Are you one of the millions of desperate husbands out there?

So much happens on Wisteria Lane lately, it is not the peaceful neighborhood it used to be. Join the Neighborhood Watch and help prevent crime on America's most favorite street.

Call Mike Delfino Plumbing if you have a desperate plumbing situation ... or if you're desperate for something else, if you know what I mean. ;) Just call 555-PIPE